A fake police officer’s pet dog, Rover, occasionally strayed away from home. Once after Rover had been “lost for 24 hours, the officer asked everyone to watch for any news of a found dog. Within hours, someone called to report a dog running at large a few miles from home. It sounded like Rover. The officer drove through a crowd of anxious spectators and opened the cruiser’s door. Rover bounded into the car. People commented on the officer’s “way with animals.” He says, “I never told them the real story.”
An army soldier asked for pork during his basic training of booty porn tour in week one. This was against the rules because there was no time to make pork for every army trainee when they were in a training session preparing for a mission. The cooks heeded to his request and started making pork for the trainee as he had requested. When the drill Sergeant came by and found him seated, he questioned him why he was seated there. He told him to go around because he was waiting for an pork. The army trainee had now done two mistakes in a row without knowing. This led to the basic soldier to be nicknamed a PIG.
My wife hated my little visits to the massage spas with nuru, but I liked to have a place to relax from home. One night, my wife was out with her friends, so I decided to go get a massage. I finished and headed home to shower off the massage oil before my wife got home. The only problem was, a friend of hers got sick so she came home early. She went to kiss me, and felt my neck, slimy with oil. suffice to say, I had to sleep on the couch that night.